Meanwhile, back on Collins St, where our protaganist has the heating set to 'tropics' as she has the office to herself...

I have discovered today I am a bit gay. Bit gay for such lovely things as avocado on toast on a cold day, buying wrap dresses off ebay, and reading up on Snarky Neighbours Recaps, some of which are even slightly better than my own past efforts.

Will miss out on the live deal tonight, as am off out with my Chez Smuth alumni for dinner.

Laters, slags.