Tuesday, February 09, 2010

David Jones ad just came on in the break for Greys Anatomy.

'Ugh, Miranda Kerr' says the F***** off angry Housemate. 'She is just around to torment me. I mean, she is 26, and looks about 16. In fact, she is quite indecent. And I don't think her and Orlando have good sex. He has no muscles to speak of, and probably doesn't have a very big ****'

And there you have it. Once we no longer live together, I will have to get these pearls of wisdom via text.