Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Open letter to Michelle's back

Dear Back,

Let me start, Back, by saying thankyou so very much for keeping me upright all these years. I really do appreciate it very very much indeed.

I know that, now and then, I haven't treated you with the respect and care you deserve, and I apologise for this and pledge that from now on I will sit properly on at my desk and never, ever stoop to put the washing on.

So, if you abandon this very painful, make Michelle's every movement agony agenda, I actually swear to you that upon reaching Australia I will treat you to appointment with that fantastic witch doctor on Swanston st that you loved so much.

Yours, flat on it,


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