Just spent 45 minutes in teeming rain down by the Yarra, providing free entertainment to passengers coming in on the Flinders St train line. Yes, have now lost my Boot(y) Camp virginity, and my bum will never be the same.

Another weekend of fucking AFL looms, essentially because Aussie Rules do not include that incredibly advanced concept of overtime. Whatevs. (Saw Collingwood supporters crying @ the Grand on Saturday night. Bitch plz.)