Met my dear friend Peter for a coffee yesterday. Peter is a compatriot, an artist, and awesome. Related some interesting events of the last couple of weeks to him. He laughed that gorgeous campy laugh of his, and then said, 'Honey, you are like a gay man in a woman's body.'
Not quite sure if this is a compliment or not. Said events will remain confidential, unless of course you are one of my gang, one of my flatmates, one of my flatmates friends, or some chap I met in the mess this morning called Bernard.