Finally I cracked it at the sorry state of my old bed frame last week and thusly, made tracks up to Norfland on Friday and purchased new bed with what Jaq termed a 'plantation shutter style headboard.' Obviously I was in new bed for much of the weekend and only moved twice; once to go and socialise with the young things at Maya's house; the other to suck on clinkers at Westgarth Palace with Beej (the Hangover, despite acting out a photocopied script, is still funny).

And seriously, death by planking is just natural selection. It is.