I first smeared on makeup when I was about 14, during a nutrimetics party. I loved how it covered my adolescent zits and it made me look older, which at my age, was very desirable. Mineral, liquid, powders, I have used them all to polish and define.

It was only very recently I realised I now have to wear it to look younger, rather than older (undesirable).

Oh fuck, that's right. I am 31. 31! Shouldn't I have a house / husband / househusband by now?

Another wine I think. Undoing my work with pt tonight, but am not caring.