Sister has just arrived in UK and has been a guest of Chez Hospital Corners (house of the Hobbaggage) for the last couple of weeks. Am reconsidering wisdom of having sister and best friend forge own friendship, due to following text message:
'I can't believe you ate the chocolates out of your sister's advent calendar. Actually, I can believe it.'
Ok, time for clarification.
1. I did not eat ALL of the chocolates in the advent calendar
2. I ate JUST the ONE
3. Which just happened to be the big one (the Xmas eve one)
4. I then apologised
5. I was about 10 when this happened
6. Philippa was FIVE, FFS.
No jury would convict.