I am a grown woman, and like many grown women, there are some previous love affairs I can look back on and smile a little to myself and go, 'what the fuck was I thinking?' This is no doubt what Bingle is thinking right now. I am no fan of her, I think she is a bit of a vapid bogan (and a trolley dolley on the Syd-Mel told me the other night that he served her in business class recently and she was a deadset cow) but even I feel a bit shit for her.

Meanwhile, back in the nonBogan world, I am have been moving house, driving around (and doing HOOK TURNS, people!) and working in Sydney. And somehow I found time to pop down the Surf Coast with Cousin Jim and Mould, which ruled apart from the weather.