Thursday, June 19, 2008

Washed some dark things last night.

Washed some light things last night.

Cycle complete. Opened the washing machine door. Noticed there were some knickers in there which didn’t look familiar – white with black-blue edging. Maybe Ann Marie had left them in there. Hmmmm that’s interesting. Oooh look at that. A grey top. Didn’t know I had that erither! Rising feeling of horror. Another grey item. And another. And…. Oh fuck.

Whole white wardrobe now dyed shade of versatile slate, and previously white bra imaginatively patterned with dark blue grey sections.

Soaked key items in bleach overnight, marginal improvement.

Penneys tonight.