Hey, does everyone remember when Bridget and Shaz go to Thailand and take magic mashrooms, and the young guy Shaz was shagging plants heroin in her suitcase and she gets stuck in a jail with 50 other women to a cell in Bangkok?

Yeah?

I think that last place I stayed at was my thai jail - and I am not joking.

Things on the up though (I think).

Example of Irish humour, part 1, to be sure.

Scene: Terminal 1, LHR, on plane on tarmac.
[said in broad Irish] 'This is your captain speaking, welcome aboard your Aer Lingus flight to Cork, the flight time is approximately an hour, and we hope you have a pleasant flight.'

STUFFY ENGLISH BUSINESSMEN: 'Cork? I am going to Dublin? What? Bloody Irish.'

IRISH PASSENGERS: 'Heee heee, what day is it today? heee heee'.

Example of Irish humour, part 2, to be sure.

Scene: cafe in temple bar.
MICHE (Kiwi, backpacker, greasy-haired and tired): Are you able to tell me the direction to College Green?
MAN BEHIND COUNTER: Well, I'll tink you'll find the college is grey, not green, unless they have painted it since this morning.